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‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê 1. About ‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê ALBATROS CD Player ALBATROS CD Player is a Compact Disk Player which will allow you to play your Compact Audio Disks. Well, here it is : a CD Player for OS/2 2.1. Though there is already a CD Player in the MMPM/2 Package, I wanted to have a CD Player that is a bit more fancy, a Friend of mine wanted a Volume Knob, some others wanted a LCD Display and so on.. PACKAGE You should find the following files in your Package : ALBATROS.EXE - The Executable File GERMAN.DLL - The German Resource File ENGLISH.DLL - The English Resource File GERMAN.HLP - The German Help File ENGLISH.HLP - The English Help File ALBATROS.ICO - The Icon LCD640c.FON - Font for 640 + 800 Resolution ( CLASSIC Style ) LCD1024c.FON - Font for 1024 + 1280 Resolution ( CLASSIC Style ) LCD640.FON - Font for 640 + 800 Resolution ( MODERN Style ) LCD1024.FON - Font for 1024 + 1280 Resolution ( MODERN Style ) LCD640f.FON - Font for 640 + 800 Resolution ( FUTURE Style ) LCD1024f.FON - Font for 1024 + 1280 Resolution ( FUTURE Style ) README.TXT - The Readme INSTALL.CMD - The Installation File HISTORY.TXT - The History File IMPORT.ALB - The Drag and Drop Template file FONTDEV.ARJ - The Font Developer Kit ( create your own FONTS !) SONGS.TXT - CD Titls for about 400 different CD's REQUIREMENTS ALBATROS CD PLAYER requires the following : - PC Running OS/2 2.1 with MMPM/2 installed ( I do not know if it will work with OS/2 2.0 an MMPM/2 installed ) - a CD Player supported by MMPM/2 - a AUDIO CD in the CD Player - The installed Vector FontHELVETICA I use it often !! - If you do not have it installed , some Fonts WILL look crappy. FEATURES ( All in all I made it look a bit like a Wind*** Player called Yamamoto .. but , mine is a lot cheaper .. ) - a LCD Style Display for Track and Time - some Buttons ( Forward , Backward , Fast Forward , Fast Backward , Play , Stop , Pause ) - a Display for Maximum Playing Time of The CD - a Direct Selection of Tracks - Programmable - Intro Play - Editing Track and CD Titels - German / English Version ( more to come ) - and a lot more ! INSTALLATION Just unpack the Archiv in any Directory of your Hard Disk and Ready you are .. OR : use the installation file In this Case type : "Install" and everything else will be shown to you .. In case the CD Player doesn't show the LCD Display or a Message Pops up saying it doesn't find the DLL file, copy the ALBATROS.DLL to the /OS2/DLL directory. In case you see the SETTINGS Window Displayed at Startup , make sure you have the MMPM/2 correctly installed. In case the CD Player doesn't find your Audio CD despite there is one in your Drive, make sure you have selected the correct drive for audio CD's in the MMPM/2 Configuration. ‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê 2. Main Screen ‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê This is what the Program will look like, when you first start it. Just in case the Volume can not be controlled by your Audio CD Player, you will see the following Picture You will not be able to see any type of menu on the top of the screen, therefore you will have to use the POPUP Menu on your Right Mouse Button to select your Menu choices. Here you can choose several things : OPTIONS This is where to choose all the settings and options for your CD Player. Here you can also enter Titles, select Programs, etc . PROGRAM Here you will find another submenu showing you all the Programming Options of your CD Player. NONE This means, No Program is active. Use whenever yuo want to select tracks by yourself. Here you will be able to change Tracks by yourself, as well as skip forward, backwards. REPEAT TRACK The CD PLAYER will continuously play this selected track. The DIREKT Selection Value Set will be Disabled. 'Repeating Track' will also be displayed in the Main Program Window. REPEAT DISK The CD PLAYER will continuously play the Disk from the first to the last Track. The DIREKT Selection Value Set will be Disabled. 'Repeating Disk' will also be displayed in the Main Program Window. REPEAT SEQUENCE The CD PLAYER will continuously play a piece of your title. The DIREKT Selection Value Set will be Disabled. To choose the beginning of the sequence press the Button [ To choose the end of the sequence press the Button [ which will be available only after [ was pressed. The active sequence to play will be displayed in the main window RANDOM PLAY The CD PLAYER will continuously play random Tracks on your CD. The DIREKT Selection Value Set will be Disabled. 'Playing Random' will also be displayed in the Main Program Window. INTRO PLAY This will play the tracks on your CD from the first track to the last track for a selectable amount of seconds ( usually 15 sec, but you will be able to choose that ) After it has played all the tracks, the player will stop and jump back to track 1. 'INTRO PLAY' will also be displayed in the Main Program Window. PROGRAM PLAY Here you will be able to play all the tracks chosen in the Program ( Notebook ) Here you will not be able to change Tracks by yourself, therefore some of the controls will be disabled now. 'PROGRAM PLAY' will also be displayed in the Main Program Window. ‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê 2.1. Display Elements ‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê This is the main Display of ALBATROS, where you will find various Information about you Compact Disk, the active Track and so on. This will inform you about the active track, as well as the minutes and seconds already played from this track. This will inform you about the maximum minutes and seconds of the selected track as well as the maximum number of tracks on your CD. This will show you the Title of the CD ( TOP ) as well as the Title of the active Track ( BOTTOM ). In case "DISPLAY ARTIST" was selected in the options, you will see where the Artist is on the LEFT (Mozart), the Title of the CD ( Super Classix) is on the RIGHT side and the Title of the Track is Below (Hornkonzert). The display of title or the display of the track may also be turned off in the Settings page of the notebook. This will inform you about the active program. If you haven't selected a program, you will not see anything displayed here. Font Files There are three different Font Files . The so called CLASSIC the MODERN and the FUTURE All Fonts may be selected at the Options dialoge, OPTIONS-FONTS. ‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê 2.2. Buttons ‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê PLAY Button Pressing play by itself plays track 1 to the end of the disc. Pressing after a number was entered at the Number pad plays that track number to the end of disc. Pressing PLAY with pause active resumes play at the current position. Pressing PLAY with random play actice will randomly play tracks from your CD. PAUSE Button Pressing pause will stop audio playback at the current position. When you have pressed PAUSE, the Button will be displayed in a lower State indicating Pause pressed. You can now either press Pause again, which will cause the Pause Button to be displayed in the normal state. You can now press STOP, which will cancel pause and Stop the current Track or you can press PLAY, which will also cancel PAUSE and continue playing the current Track. STOP Button Pressing stop will stop audio playback and seek head to the beginning of the track . SKIP UP Button Pressing skip up will advance playback to next track. SKIP DOWN Button Pressing skip down will cause playback of previous track. SEARCH UP Button SEARCH DOWN Button Pressing search up will increase current playback by five seconds. Pressing search down will decrease current playback by five seconds. EJECT Pressing eject will cause CD disc to be ejected from the drive. If there is no Audio Disc in the CD Player, you will see the following screen: LOUDSPEAKER Pressing this Button will toggle the Music on or off. VOLUME This Volume knob will only show if your Audio CD player is capable of controlling the volume. If it is not, there will no Volume knob be displayed. Turning this Button will Change the Volume of the CD PLAYER The Volume Knob may not work correctly with Audio Headphones connected to the front of your CD Player on some CD Players (Hardware Problem ). Instead , use the internal connectors ( CINCH Connectors ) to connect the CD Player to your Stereo or to your Soundblaster Card. NUMBER PAD By double-clicking on a number of the Number Pad you can directly choose the corresponding Track of your CD. In case PROGRAM PLAY is selected, this Valueset will display the active Program. SLIDER With this slider you can more easily change position within a track. TIME Here you can toggle some display options of your time display When in regular play mode - Max play time of song in min-sec - Remaining play time of song in min-sec - Total CD play time in min-sec - CD played so far in min-sec up to this point - CD to play in min-sec at this point When in Program play mode - Max play time of song in min-sec - Remaining play time of song in min-sec - Total time of the active program in min-sec - Program played so far in min-sec - Program yet to play in min-sec ‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê 3. Options ‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê Select OPTIONS from the Popup Menu. ‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê 3.1. Options Page ONE ‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê This page will show you Information about the available Tracks on your CD .Here you can enter Title Information of the inserted CD. This Information will be saved to a file ALBATROS.INI in your Albatros Directory. This information is loaded every Time you insert the Compact Disk. In case you haven't entered any Title Information, you will see an empty Notebook. CD Title Here you can enter the Titel of your Compact Disk. This Title will be displayed at the Top of the Container. Title of selected track Select a Track first, then you can here enter the Titel of the selected Track. It will be automatically be inserted in the container. Artist Select a Track first, then you can here enter the Name of the Artist. this is useful for mixed CD's where every Title has it's own Artist. This will be automatically be inserted in the container. Drag and Drop Editing Editing Title and Track information can be made a lot easier with Drag and Drop. For this you will have to prepare a file (any name you like, it is HPFS aware, but has to have the ending *.ALB) which has the following format : CD Titel Track 1 Titel Artist 1 Track 2 Titel # This would be Artist 2 but is blank !! Track 3 Titel # Artist 3 BLANK Track 4 Titel Artist 4 Track 5 Titel # Track 6 Titel # Track 7 Titel # Track 8 Titel # Track 9 Titel # Track 10 Titel # You will have to edit a file exactly as stated above. Empty lines will not be recognized, and you will have to include the # for a blank line. the file has to consist of (2* Number of Tracks on CD )+1 lines, more or less lines in the file will cause an Error Message, but will be imported a good as possible. If you have prepared the File, you can drag it from the Drives object containe (Icon View, Details View, etc) and drop it on a space next to the Titles container, when you see the appropriate Drag+Drop icon displayed. The file may also be dropped on the main display (see below). See also the File IMPORT.ALB as a template for writing your own Files. Valid Drop Not valid Drop ‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê 3.2. Optionen Seite Eins A ‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê Here you can see various Information about the CD Player and the CD ‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê 3.3. Options Page TWO ‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê On this page you can select your active Program. Double Clicking a Track of the Left Listbox will add this track to the End of your active Program of the Right Listbox. Double Clicking a Track of the Right Listbox will delete this track from your active Program. At the Top you see how many songs you have selected and how many minutes this program will play. To actually Play this selected Program, you will have to choose Program -> Program Play from the Popup Menu. You will not see this Notebook page if you are using the SHAREWARE VERSION ! ‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê 3.4. Options Page THREE ‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê On this page you can select the Display Options of the the various Information for your Display. These options will be remembered at startup. ‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê 3.5. Optionen Seite DREI A ‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê On this Notebook Page you can select the colors for the various display options. You can use the OS/2 color palette to Drag and Drop the colors to the display elements. You will have to use CTRL-Right Mouse button to change the Foreground color of the display element. ‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê 3.6. Optionen Seite DREI B ‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê On this Notebook Page you can select the fonts for the display. You will have to restart the program to activate the changes. ‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê 3.7. Options Page FOUR ‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê This will show you information about the Autor of the CD Player ( Me , I Guess ) and the one who bought it. You may also Enter your Name and your Registration Number. These Changes will take effect the next time you start Albatros. ‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê 4. Hotkeys ‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê Do we have any ? - F1 - HELP - ALT-P - PLAY - ALT-S - STOP - ALT - (Arrow Right) - 5 Sec Forward - ALT - (Arrow Left) - 5 Sec Backward - ALT - (Arrow Up) - Next Track - ALT - (Arrow Down) - Previous Track - ALT-O - Options ‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê 5. Registration for Albatros CD Player ‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê Registration Form for Albatros CD Player (use the Print Command) Norbert Heller Jungnauer Str. 10 70567 Stuttgart (Germany) Quantity ________ x $ 35.00 ( DM 50 ) = ________ [ ]$ [ ] DM Total ________ [ ]$ [ ] DM For Shipping to outside Germany +$5 (DM 10) ________ [ ]$ [ ] DM TOTAL ________ [ ]$ [ ] DM Registration will be valid for all Versions 1.XX ! Please include Cash or a Cheque made Payable to Norbert Heller or transfer the money to the following Bank Account in Germany KTO : 3897739 [ ] YES, i have transferred the money ! BLZ : 600 501 01 (LG M–§hringen) Disk Size: [ ] 3.5" [ ] 5.25" (Standard 3,5") Name _______________________________________________ Company _______________________________________________ Adress _______________________________________________ _______________________________________________ Tel. _______________________________________________ I have Albatros Version ____________________________ I have read the License Agreement and agree: Signature ___________________________________________ Please include comments or suggestions: _________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________ For information about Volume discounts, site licenses or technical questions please contact Norbert Heller. ‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê 6. Shareware Limitation ‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê The Shareware Version is NOT limited in any Ways !!! But you will see the following Dialog -BETA Versions only are Limited to Run Up to a certain DATE only .. Versions > 1.0 will not have this limitation. ‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê 7. History ‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê 1.5 - ADDED : CD Archive with 400 predefined CD and Track titles (SONGS.TXT) - FIX : Updating the Valueset when Play is pressed - ADDED : Install Program now a PM Program - ADDED : CD Time to play ( position to End of CD ) - ADDED : CD Time played so far ( position from beginning of CD ) - ADDED : Active Program is now saved for each CD - ADDED : Drag and Drop of CD Titel texts and Song texts can now be done by Dragging the File to the Main Window - FIX : Import Filenames will no longer be imported if number of lines mismatch - CHANGE: Import Filenames will have to end with ".alb", so just rename your existing import files (in 2.0 you will see why ;-) - ADDED : Slider in Main window for faster positioning of the playing position - ADDED : PROGRAM- SEQUENCE, play a sequence of the song (let's say 2 seconds over and over again - until STOP is pressed ) - CHANGE: History File now back until 1.0 1.4 - CHANGE: Rewritten Installation File - ADDED : Fonts can be selected from another notebook page - CHANGE: Fonts changed in 1024 (better, bigger, but sorry FontDevelopers !) - CHANGE: Therefore : New Font Developer Kit - CHANGE: Some Font sizes changed in Dialoges, etc.. - CHANGE: Color Selection now WPS compatible with drag and drop from color palette ( in case you don't see anything on the display, change to OPTIONS - COLOR and click on DEFAULT-button, this will restore all colors to default ) 1.31 - FIX : Finally got my 1024 display monitor, intermediate fix for this display size 1.3 - CHANGE: Reworked Help Files - CHANGE: Removed Standard Size ( had no effect ) - ADDED : You can now Display Artist Also in Main Dialoge - FIX : Some Routines Fixed ( probably not noticeable ;-) 1.2 - FIX : Valueset did not change when Track forward / back was selected - FIX : Container Responded to ALT-LMB incorrectly - ADDED : ARTIST ( Good for mixed CD's where alle Titles have different Artists ) - ADDED : Titel Input by Drag and Drop of an Existing Text file onto Notebook Page 1 The Ascii File you drop on the Page has to confirm to a certain Data Format ( Fairly Easy ) This makes editing or importing new Titles for a Disc VERY easy ! ( see IMPORT.TXT for a Description ) 1.1 - FIX : Major rework done to the Display Code Result : - NO MORE Flicker whatsoever - No more junk left on Display - Font Display doesn't get messed up when Popup window was opened ( as before ) - ADDED : Player Version can now be seen in NB Page 1a - CHANGE: Entry Fields for Titel and Track support 40 chars, though there will be only 25 chars Displayed in the main window Display - CHANGE: Registered Versions no longer Show the Registration Number in the last Notebook Page - CHANGE: Frame Window can no longer be sized ( had no effect anyways ) 1.0 RELEASE VERSION - ADDED : "time" toggle between maximum Track Play Time / Remaining Play / Max CD time - ADDED : Notebook Page 1a for CD player information - ADDED : Notebook Page 3a for Options ( Basically moved the color options NB Page ) ‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê 8. Distribution ‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê Verteilung des Albatros CD Player Die Shareware Version des ALBATROS CD Player darf - Auf jede Art von MAILBOXEN geladen und verteilt werden. - Ueber jegliche Art des Internet / Usenet verteilt werden. - In Private Shareware Sammlungen genommen werden. - Auf der HOBBES CD verteilt werden. Die Shareware Version des ALBATROS CD Player darf NICHT - Auf CD gepresst werden ( ohne schriftliche Genehmigung des Autor ) ( Die einzige CD, auf der die Shareware Version sofort gepresst werden darf ist die sogenannte "HOBBES CD" , welche durch ftp.cdrom.com oder auch ftp-os2.nmsu.edu vertrieben wird ) - In eine Shareware Sammlung gepackt werden ( ohne schriftliche Genehmigung des Autor ) ( Hier ist nicht die Private Shareware Sammlung gemeint, sondern der Kommerzielle Shareware Vertrieb , wie z.B. der Deutsche Vertrieb "CDV" oder aehnliches oder "DATA BECKER Goldene Serie" oder aehnliches ) - Die Shareware Version darf nicht gegen Geld in irgend einer Art vertrieben oder verkauft werden . ( ohne schriftliche Genehmigung des Autor ) - Disassembliert werden - Umgepackt werden in ein anderes Archivformat Norbert Heller January 1994 Distribution of Albatros CD Player The Shareware Version of Albtros CD Player may - be loaded and distributed on any kind of Bulletin Board - be loaded and distributed on any kind of Internet / Usenet adress. - be taken in private Shareware Collections. - be loaded and distributed on the HOBBES CD The Shareware Version of Albtros CD Player may NOT - be pressed on Compact Disc ( without written permission by the Author ) ( The only Compact Disc, where the Player may be immediately distributed will be the so called "HOBBES CD" , distributed by ftp.cdrom.com or ftp-os2.nmsu.edu ) - be placed into a commercial Shareware Collection ( without written permission by the Author ) - be distributed for any amount of Money in any way . ( without written permission by the Author ) - be disassembled - packed into another Archive Norbert Heller January 1994 ‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê 9. License ‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê Copyright 1993-1994 Norbert Heller. All rights reserved License Agreement INSTALLATION OF THE ALBATROS CD Player ON YOUR COMPUTER SYSTEM IMPLIES AGREEMENT WITH THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS BELOW. DISTRIBUTION OF THE ALBATROS CD Player, ITS ACCOMPANYING PROGRAMS AND DOCUMENTATION, IS CONSIDERED AS IS. Norbert Heller OFFERS NO WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED. THIS INCLUDES, BUT IS IN NO WAY LIMITED TO, WARRANTIES OF THE ALBATROS CD Player'S MERCHANTABILITY OR FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WILL Norbert Heller BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES WHICH RESULT FROM THE USE OF THIS PROGRAM OR THE INABILITY TO USE IT. EXCLUSION FROM LIABILITY INCLUDES, BUT IS NOT LIMITED TO, LOST PROFITS, LOST SAVINGS, OR ANY OTHER INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES. The ALBATROS CD Player is distributed as Shareware. It is not free, freeware, or in the public domain. You may use ALBATROS CD Player for a trial period of thirty days, at no cost to you, to determine if it fits your needs. If you decide to use ALBATROS CD Player regularly, you are expected to register it and pay the applicable registration fee. Individual copies of the unregistered version of ALBATROS CD Player may be given to your friends and associates for the same thirty day free trial period. You may also upload ALBATROS CD Player to the public section of a public BBS. You may not modify or dis-assemble ALBATROS CD Player, nor distribute any modified or dis-assembled versions of ALBATROS CD Player. ALBATROS CD Player may not be included with any other product without written permission from Norbert Heller. Registered copies of ALBATROS CD Player can be used on more than one computer at a time as long as no more than one of these computers is running ALBATROS CD Player at the same time. You may make backup copies of ALBATROS CD Player as necessary for archival purposes only. U.S. Government RESTRICTED RIGHTS: Use, duplication, or disclosure by the Government is subject to restrictions as set forth in subdivision (b)(3)(ii) of the Rights in Technical Data and Computer Software clause at 252.227-7013. ‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê 10. The Spanish Inquisition ‚ïê‚ïê‚ïê Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, not even in this documentation Voice over film of Medieval Europe "In the early years of the 16th century, in an attempt to quell the rising tide of religious unorthodoxy, the pope agve Cardinal Ximenez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance in a reign of violence and terror that makes a smashing film...This was the Spanish Inquisition... The door flies open and Cardinal Ximinez of Spain (Palin) enters, flanked by two junior cardinals. Cardinal Biggles (Jones) has goggles pushed over his forehead. Cardinal Fang (Gilliam) is just Cardinal Fang Ximinez: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is suprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again. Exit and exeunt Chapman: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition. The cardinals burst in Ximinez: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - Oh damn! To Cardinal Biggles I can't say it - you'll have to say it. Biggles: What? Ximinez: You'll have to say the bit about 'Our chief weapons are ...' Biggles: rather horrified I couldn't do that... Ximinez bundles the cardinals outside again Chapman: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition. The cardinals enter Biggles: Er.... Nobody...um.... Ximinez: Expects... Biggles: Expects... Nobody expects the...um...the Spanish...um... Ximinez: Inquisition. Biggles: I know, I know! Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. In fact, those who do expect - Ximinez: Our chief weapons are... Biggles: Our chief weapons are...um...er... Ximinez: Surprise... Biggles: Surprise and -- Ximinez: Okay, stop. Stop. Stop there - stop there. Stop. Phew! Ah! ...our chief weapons are surprise...blah blah blah. Cardinal, read the charges. Fang: You are hereby charged that you did on diverse dates commit heresy against the Holy Church. 'My old man said follow the--' Biggles: That's enough. To Cleveland Now, how do you plead? Cleveland: We're innocent. Ximinez: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Superimposed caption: 'DIABOLICAL LAUGHTER' Biggles: We'll soon change your mind about that! Superimposed caption: 'DIABOLICAL ACTING' Ximinez: Fear, surprise, and a most ruthless-- controls himself with a supreme effort Ooooh! Now, Cardinal -- the rack! Biggles produces a plastic-coated dish-drying rack. Ximinez looks at it and clenches his teeth in an effort not to lose control. He hums heavily to cover his anger Ximinez: You....Right! Tie her down. Fang and Biggles make a pathetic attempt to tie her on to the drying rack Ximinez: Right! How do you plead? Cleveland: Innocent. Ximinez: Ha! Right! Cardinal, give the rack (oh dear) give the rack a turn. Biggles stands their awkwardly and shrugs his shoulders Biggles: I.... Ximinez: gritting his teeth I *know*, I know you can't. I didn't want to say anything. I just wanted to try and ignore your crass mistake. Biggles: I... Ximinez: It makes it all seem so stupid. Biggles: Shall I...? Ximinez: No, just pretend for God's sake. Ha! Ha! Ha! Biggles turns an imaginary handle on the side of the dish-rack Cut to them torturing a dear old lady, Marjorie Wilde Ximinez: Now, old woman -- you are accused of heresy on three counts -- heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action -- *four* counts. Do you confess? Wilde: I don't understand what I'm accused of. Ximinez: Ha! Then we'll make you understand! Biggles! Fetch...THE CUSHIONS! Biggles holds out two ordinary modern household cushions Biggles: Here they are, lord. Ximinez: Now, old lady -- you have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly -- *two* last chances. And you shall be free -- *three* last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance. Wilde: I don't know what you're talking about. Ximinez: Right! If that's the way you want it -- Cardinal! Poke her with the soft cushions! Biggles carries out this rather pathetic torture Ximinez: Confess! Confess! Confess! Biggles: It doesn't seem to be hurting her, lord. Ximinez: Have you got all the stuffing up one end? Biggles: Yes, lord. Ximinez angrily hurling away the cushions Hm! She is made of harder stuff! Cardinal Fang! Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR! Zoom into Fang's horrified face Fang terrified : The...Comfy Chair? Biggles pushes in a comfy chair -- a really plush one Ximinez: So you think you are strong because you can survive the soft cushions. Well, we shall see. Biggles! Put her in the Comfy Chair! They roughly push her into the Comfy Chair Ximinez with a cruel leer Now -- you will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at eleven. aside, to Biggles Is that really all it is? Biggles: Yes, lord. Ximinez: I see. I suppose we make it worse by shouting a lot, do we? Confess, woman. Confess! Confess! Confess! Confess! Biggles: I confess! Ximinez: Not you!